WE CAN ALL AGREE THAT FOR THE MOST OF US, OUR FACEBOOK PROFILES HAVE BECOME AN EXTENSION OF OUR SOCIAL LIFE. To some, even "(myself included"), it is the only social life I have. It is cheap, it is fast, it is efficient and you don't necessarily have to get drunk. Plus you can be who you want to be on Facebook "(seriously, who would bother to correct your job title as a 'Hygiene Director' when you're really a janitor, or a 'Musical performer' when what you really do is play music on the subway everyday?")
But just as much as we love all the good things that Facebook gives us, including the chance of getting to meet old elementary school friends, getting tagged in our old photos from your 7th birthday that our well-meaning aunts shared, and making new friends from sharing coins and gifts on Facebook games, there are a tons of things that would make us cringe at our fellow Facebook users too for their inability to stop themselves from doing embarrassing and/or annoying stuff.
THINGS THAT SHE'LL DEFINITELY HATE ON FACEBOOK
Gentlemen, rethink your Facebook lives and don't do these 5 things that would make her definitely cross you out of her like list:
* POSTING ONE TOO MANY SELFIES. I'm not entirely sure if I'm just being sexist and narrow-minded but I am not one to tolerate a man who posts selfies. Can't we just leave that to attention-whoring women and Justin Beiber? That's very turn-off-ish of a man to post seven hundred different photos of himself in one day, all showing the exact same angle (just because that's his only good and flattering angle). One selfie for a profile, good. A group photo with the gang, photos of your pet/s, and perhaps the only selfie ever indulgently allowed of a man: with his woman. Gah.
* POSTING 'SHARE AND LIKE TO MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE' CRAP. You really think Facebook would send money to the kid in the photo you shared? Or did you really think food will magically rain in the most impoverished areas of the world because you liked a photo? There's a lot of good in the world that Facebook cannot fulfill for you; if you really want to help, the Salvation Army needs for volunteers.
* SHARING HOAX STORIES. RIP Jackie Chan? The US is implanting microchips and is literally becoming the antichrist? A tsunami is heading your way even when there is no news of earthquakes? It makes you an unwise Facebook user, logically unfit for the internet really. Tells us just how easily you can be fooled and how boring it would be to be with you on a date, when you'd believe everything your date says. *Insert Facepalm here*
* BEING SUCH A BRAG ("Humble brags you're on this list too"). Ever posted anything like this: "Simple look today. #Claiborne #Lacoste #Omegawatch #cheaplook" or "So blessed! Got my 5th iPhone today. #Hardwork #blessed #awesome #humble" Or, "Ferrari broke down. #Hassle. Have to switch to Maserati. #bummed" REALLY?! I believe there's a special place in hell for people who fake humility just to be able to brag about what they have. The only types of women you are going to attract are the gold diggers - you can count on that one. *Wink*
* POSTING LYK DIZZ. nEeD I SaY mOhr3!?
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